Joke of the day.

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wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, 「Can you all see me now?」

「Yes.」
「Oui.」
「Sí.」
「Ja.」

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

Alright, I grinned a little bit.

(Source: flyingscotsman, via unstopable-force)

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

(via pizza)

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